Yours sinisterly Badger.
P.S
Writing letters to your self now? A new low man, completely pathetic.....
Writing letters to your self now? A new low man, completely pathetic.....
onsdag 19 augusti 2009
To mister Badger from Badger : Get your shit straight!
Hello mister badger. Your blog has thus been an appalling collections of intelligently diluted ramblings, and yet left a slightly appealing feeling. Now though I see you´ve gone commercial. Get your fucking shit straight dill-hole!
Yours sinisterly Badger.
Yours sinisterly Badger.
söndag 12 juli 2009
Badger listens to: Loyalguard
Hi!
Today I´ve desided to tell you abit about a band called Loyalguard. They play this Rock/punk - ish type of music. On there Myspace Followin songs can be listend to:
Fragile
If you have to go
I whish
Time to give up
Get away
Still around
My least favorit song is Fragile. It feel far to mainstream, far to....Falout boy. Sure the vocals and playing is good but it just feels...boring.
"If you have to go" is diferent. But diferent in a good way. It´s one of those songs that just leaves that gut-punched feeling all the time. The kind that as soon as you hear it in a concert you start feeling like jumping around and singing along! It´s uniq.
"I whish" was acctually the first song I heard from these guys. I loved it then, I love it still. it got that perky rockabilly feel to it but still with their own sound. The punkish feeling is still there, and here the vocals really are reemarkeble since they have this distinct and uniq lovable sound. A great party song and my personal favorit by these guys.
"Time to give up" is a far darker song then the others. it´s charged with emotion, a very powerfull song. I love it. It´s a bit less melodic but the raw feeling of it all makes it all the better.
"Get away" feels distinctly hardcore. If this was an album I might not have been to glad to hear a song that was this far diferent then the others, but since it´s just some of the tunes available I love it since it just shows how divers these guys really are. It´s really gritty and down there. It gets the blood pumping.
"Still around" feels slightly closer to the mainstreem but the band manage to make it till sound like their own. The lyrics can feel a tad high school angsty. But overall it´s a good song.
Loyalguard is a very divers and talanted band. Badger dose indeed like them and is sure of theit future succsees! The band sounds great and here and there, there is this slight "Nine inch Nails" wibbe that givevs you the old shivers which is just freeking awsome.
Verdict: Great!
Listen to them at: http://www.myspace.com/loyalguard
Today I´ve desided to tell you abit about a band called Loyalguard. They play this Rock/punk - ish type of music. On there Myspace Followin songs can be listend to:
Fragile
If you have to go
I whish
Time to give up
Get away
Still around
My least favorit song is Fragile. It feel far to mainstream, far to....Falout boy. Sure the vocals and playing is good but it just feels...boring.
"If you have to go" is diferent. But diferent in a good way. It´s one of those songs that just leaves that gut-punched feeling all the time. The kind that as soon as you hear it in a concert you start feeling like jumping around and singing along! It´s uniq.
"I whish" was acctually the first song I heard from these guys. I loved it then, I love it still. it got that perky rockabilly feel to it but still with their own sound. The punkish feeling is still there, and here the vocals really are reemarkeble since they have this distinct and uniq lovable sound. A great party song and my personal favorit by these guys.
"Time to give up" is a far darker song then the others. it´s charged with emotion, a very powerfull song. I love it. It´s a bit less melodic but the raw feeling of it all makes it all the better.
"Get away" feels distinctly hardcore. If this was an album I might not have been to glad to hear a song that was this far diferent then the others, but since it´s just some of the tunes available I love it since it just shows how divers these guys really are. It´s really gritty and down there. It gets the blood pumping.
"Still around" feels slightly closer to the mainstreem but the band manage to make it till sound like their own. The lyrics can feel a tad high school angsty. But overall it´s a good song.
Loyalguard is a very divers and talanted band. Badger dose indeed like them and is sure of theit future succsees! The band sounds great and here and there, there is this slight "Nine inch Nails" wibbe that givevs you the old shivers which is just freeking awsome.
Verdict: Great!
Listen to them at: http://www.myspace.com/loyalguard
Badger With Meaning????
Hello!
Well, as you might guess, I am very bored. So I will be digressing from my usual ramblings. See, I´m a music lover, and there are so many good bands out there! So For the next posts I shall reviev some bands for you here, and hopefully, put them out there for you!
Well, as you might guess, I am very bored. So I will be digressing from my usual ramblings. See, I´m a music lover, and there are so many good bands out there! So For the next posts I shall reviev some bands for you here, and hopefully, put them out there for you!
söndag 14 juni 2009
Badger in appathy
I feel so....distant?
Yes, distant. Everything is like in a haze. Feelings are disgusting, but I can only feel traces of them. My left testical hurts, but I can´t understand when the crotch of my pants shrunk. Been listening to "Dust in the wind". Am worried that everything is just going to fall into dust for no reason. I´m not hungry. What is this shit man? I aint bee smoking no weed. I´m not drunk. But i can´t think! Everything are just flying around, like third halfs of the left side of a doubbel helix, floatig on a cloud of colors, with bears in party hats trying to hit on goly locks but she´s already got it going on with little red ridding hood. And the wolf is an alcoholic cuz he got laide of from selling insurances. It´the damnd economy! Screwing the avacrege man like me, you and that dude outside Mcdonalds. God I hate Mcdonalds! Disgusting. litle violet doots are swiming before my eyes. They are strangly arousing. But again, what dose´nt give me a hard on these days? ah shit. I need to go to copenhagen now. Fucking danish. Not the pastry, the people. But in my state I wouldnt mind a danish woman. GOT TO FUCKING GO YOU MIDGITATING BASTERDAIZE SOONS OF FOUR TOOTHET MOTHER CHIMPS. FUCKING CHUMPS! ALL OF YOU. THIS CAPS SHIT IS MAKING ME NAOUSES!!!!!
Yes, distant. Everything is like in a haze. Feelings are disgusting, but I can only feel traces of them. My left testical hurts, but I can´t understand when the crotch of my pants shrunk. Been listening to "Dust in the wind". Am worried that everything is just going to fall into dust for no reason. I´m not hungry. What is this shit man? I aint bee smoking no weed. I´m not drunk. But i can´t think! Everything are just flying around, like third halfs of the left side of a doubbel helix, floatig on a cloud of colors, with bears in party hats trying to hit on goly locks but she´s already got it going on with little red ridding hood. And the wolf is an alcoholic cuz he got laide of from selling insurances. It´the damnd economy! Screwing the avacrege man like me, you and that dude outside Mcdonalds. God I hate Mcdonalds! Disgusting. litle violet doots are swiming before my eyes. They are strangly arousing. But again, what dose´nt give me a hard on these days? ah shit. I need to go to copenhagen now. Fucking danish. Not the pastry, the people. But in my state I wouldnt mind a danish woman. GOT TO FUCKING GO YOU MIDGITATING BASTERDAIZE SOONS OF FOUR TOOTHET MOTHER CHIMPS. FUCKING CHUMPS! ALL OF YOU. THIS CAPS SHIT IS MAKING ME NAOUSES!!!!!
måndag 8 juni 2009
Badger tells story of Darl Lord!
I´m teribly sorry!, or not really, but I realised that I have yet to tell you the naming story of my penis!
Well you see, it all started about 3 years ago. I realised that i have friends who are not as close to me as my penis, but they have names, so why should´nt my penis? I mean, I am sort of attached to it. At first I considerd Shaft. As in the awsome cop (the only cop I actually like!) Shaft. Also that the name Shaft is rather close to the thing shaft. But i thought it might be a bit to obvious so i started thinking about the original acter of shaft, Robert Roundtree. As awsome as roundtree actually sounds it just did not seem befitting to name my penis after just a mere actor. I´m not really sure how I came up with it, might have came to me in a profetic dream, but one morning as I was directing my penis in urination, I looked down, and i just new. The Dark Lord! Enough to but fear in peopel, but with a title of lordship to bring awe. And thus, the Dark Lord was named!
Well you see, it all started about 3 years ago. I realised that i have friends who are not as close to me as my penis, but they have names, so why should´nt my penis? I mean, I am sort of attached to it. At first I considerd Shaft. As in the awsome cop (the only cop I actually like!) Shaft. Also that the name Shaft is rather close to the thing shaft. But i thought it might be a bit to obvious so i started thinking about the original acter of shaft, Robert Roundtree. As awsome as roundtree actually sounds it just did not seem befitting to name my penis after just a mere actor. I´m not really sure how I came up with it, might have came to me in a profetic dream, but one morning as I was directing my penis in urination, I looked down, and i just new. The Dark Lord! Enough to but fear in peopel, but with a title of lordship to bring awe. And thus, the Dark Lord was named!
NO hungry Badger
Wow. That last post...what selfserving selfpitying pice of tripe that was! Damn but i´ve proboly never been more disgusted with my self! I made a mistake, now I live with the consequenses. That´s just it.
On a further note, I have some how lost all apitite. I no longer feel hunger. I force feed my self a wopper to day, but now I´m feeling like I will barf. Note to self, only eat if hungry.
I have desided that my massive testiqular power have defeeted yet a nother pair of facistical torture devise, namly my current pair of pants that is. There for I am yet again in need of a new pair of oppresion. I will be heding out tomorrow to by new pants. I rather I didn´t but it seems that the public athoretys have issues with public nudety. While out I just might by somethings else, what I do not no. Maybee a horse whip...
I have desided that my massive testiqular power have defeeted yet a nother pair of facistical torture devise, namly my current pair of pants that is. There for I am yet again in need of a new pair of oppresion. I will be heding out tomorrow to by new pants. I rather I didn´t but it seems that the public athoretys have issues with public nudety. While out I just might by somethings else, what I do not no. Maybee a horse whip...
fredag 5 juni 2009
Horrid day/Badger no comprende...
What an utterly horribel day. i never should have woken up. You se it´s my birthday to day... I´m not a fan of my birthdays but this one is shaping up to be spectacularly disastores...
Let me take you back about a month. See, I met this girl, a friend of a friend, and we start talking. We carry on like that for a few weeks, and i start geting interested. She was beutyfull, intelligent and had a bit of an attitude. I graduated a few days ago and that night every one went to this club. There I met her and we dance, then we start making out. She gives me her phone number before I leave. But when I ask her out she says that sh likes me, but she wants to be friends...Oh the humiliation! I would have liked to know THAT a litle early. See, I don´t have the habit of slipping the tung to my friends.
Anyway, naturally I deal with these situations the same way, always.
1. Dealet Messege inbox
2. Dealet outbox
1. Dealet Messege inbox
2. Dealet outbox
3. Dealet number (I regret that now)
4. Get drunk as shit, like really fucked up!
5. Urinating publicly
4. Get drunk as shit, like really fucked up!
5. Urinating publicly
6. Doing something briliantly stupid
7. Next day, feeling like shit
Also my sexual abstinans is geting worse. I suffer from a serious case of blue balls... Oh and yesterday I thought that the Dark Lord was dead (for those who don´t know the Dark Lord is the name of my penis) (Yes I have named my penis, more about that in my next post, it´s compleatly uninteresting). See it was all gray! But than I realised it was the poor lighting in the restroom.
Sigh.......
Just whishing that this day will b over soon....
Stupid Promises
I made a promise to have no sexuall stimulanse for a month if i passed my fysiks exam. I did. Now I have one week to go and the cold showers aint working no more!
No sex and no fun makes Badger go crazy
No sex and no fun makes Badger go crazy
No sex and no fun makes Badger go crazy
No sex and no fun makes Badger go crazy
No sex and no fun makes Badger go crazy
No sex and no fun makes Badger go crazy.....
torsdag 26 februari 2009
Badger explains STD
Well, I am feeling a bit better, not chewing any green tea at the moment. My faith in hummanity has decreased since it seams There are some who actually read this drivel. Anyhow, this post is more of an awnser to a comment.
1. No I will not pick up a freshiii. This is´nt the good old days when I just could find a girl I like, pick her up(literary) Torch her villeg and run away and live happily ever after. No these days everything is so dificult and comlicated, so much that i have infact started to keep to my self in my den. This Badger is in no mood for silly games!
2. STD, is short for Sexualy Transferabel Diseas. They are illneses you get through sex, like syfillis, gonneréa, Herpes, Klamydia, HIV/AIDS and Children. (people usually don´t understand why I call cildren std, so let me explain. You have sex, some thing starts growing and living inside of you, like a parasite, and then it comes out and you have to care for it. Finally when it has leached you of any happines, joy, money and fun, it leaves the empty shells behinde to live on and you are left sad lonly and utterly delerious).
2. STD, is short for Sexualy Transferabel Diseas. They are illneses you get through sex, like syfillis, gonneréa, Herpes, Klamydia, HIV/AIDS and Children. (people usually don´t understand why I call cildren std, so let me explain. You have sex, some thing starts growing and living inside of you, like a parasite, and then it comes out and you have to care for it. Finally when it has leached you of any happines, joy, money and fun, it leaves the empty shells behinde to live on and you are left sad lonly and utterly delerious).
- from the den to you, yours SINsearly, Badger
tisdag 24 februari 2009
Is that voices in my head or am i just ignoring you???
Well, I´m back, i think. Not very regular posts. But atleast I am consistant with my indonsistant postings. Have a presentation tomorow. i´ve somehow cought something non sexually ofc...you need to have sex to get STDs (which,, by the way, would make an AWSOME bandname!). Jupp, going fer a record ye'no? Longest drystreak. Over a year now. A. Fucking. Year. !.
I´m cewing green tea, I really should kick that habbit, it´mackes me...odd. I keep zooming out, I´ve lost a few hours that way...
Wtf.... I think I´m loosing my already feeble grip on my suraoundings, I think it´s time for something....stupid. Yes.
-an incohearent Badger
I´m cewing green tea, I really should kick that habbit, it´mackes me...odd. I keep zooming out, I´ve lost a few hours that way...
Wtf.... I think I´m loosing my already feeble grip on my suraoundings, I think it´s time for something....stupid. Yes.
-an incohearent Badger
onsdag 14 januari 2009
The Anarchist Badger!
Yes, as you can surmise so far, I am a very irregular poster. But I am back. Well what happend? I did my CAE exam, and then the holidays started. I went to Mallorca. It was fairly pleasent. During this trip I finally, after a long time of studies and information gathering, came to the conclusion that I infact, am an Anarchist!
Also me and two friends re-started our podcast, Klöscast. It´s in swedish though.
My writing is not going that well, am suffering from a writers block, but have piced up the drawing pencil once again. it really helps to dispel the block. I feel so close to a story!
I just want every one to take a look at this picture, i simply love it! It really put some things in perspective and inspire me in a way.
Untill our next time
-Badger
Also me and two friends re-started our podcast, Klöscast. It´s in swedish though.
My writing is not going that well, am suffering from a writers block, but have piced up the drawing pencil once again. it really helps to dispel the block. I feel so close to a story!
I just want every one to take a look at this picture, i simply love it! It really put some things in perspective and inspire me in a way.
Untill our next time
-Badger
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