Badger in appathy

I feel so....distant?
Yes, distant. Everything is like in a haze. Feelings are disgusting, but I can only feel traces of them. My left testical hurts, but I can´t understand when the crotch of my pants shrunk. Been listening to "Dust in the wind". Am worried that everything is just going to fall into dust for no reason. I´m not hungry. What is this shit man? I aint bee smoking no weed. I´m not drunk. But i can´t think! Everything are just flying around, like third halfs of the left side of a doubbel helix, floatig on a cloud of colors, with bears in party hats trying to hit on goly locks but she´s already got it going on with little red ridding hood. And the wolf is an alcoholic cuz he got laide of from selling insurances. It´the damnd economy! Screwing the avacrege man like me, you and that dude outside Mcdonalds. God I hate Mcdonalds! Disgusting. litle violet doots are swiming before my eyes. They are strangly arousing. But again, what dose´nt give me a hard on these days? ah shit. I need to go to copenhagen now. Fucking danish. Not the pastry, the people. But in my state I wouldnt mind a danish woman. GOT TO FUCKING GO YOU MIDGITATING BASTERDAIZE SOONS OF FOUR TOOTHET MOTHER CHIMPS. FUCKING CHUMPS! ALL OF YOU. THIS CAPS SHIT IS MAKING ME NAOUSES!!!!!

Badger tells story of Darl Lord!

I´m teribly sorry!, or not really, but I realised that I have yet to tell you the naming story of my penis!
Well you see, it all started about 3 years ago. I realised that i have friends who are not as close to me as my penis, but they have names, so why should´nt my penis? I mean, I am sort of attached to it. At first I considerd Shaft. As in the awsome cop (the only cop I actually like!) Shaft. Also that the name Shaft is rather close to the thing shaft. But i thought it might be a bit to obvious so i started thinking about the original acter of shaft, Robert Roundtree. As awsome as roundtree actually sounds it just did not seem befitting to name my penis after just a mere actor. I´m not really sure how I came up with it, might have came to me in a profetic dream, but one morning as I was directing my penis in urination, I looked down, and i just new. The Dark Lord! Enough to but fear in peopel, but with a title of lordship to bring awe. And thus, the Dark Lord was named!

NO hungry Badger

Wow. That last post...what selfserving selfpitying pice of tripe that was! Damn but i´ve proboly never been more disgusted with my self! I made a mistake, now I live with the consequenses. That´s just it.

On a further note, I have some how lost all apitite. I no longer feel hunger. I force feed my self a wopper to day, but now I´m feeling like I will barf. Note to self, only eat if hungry.
I have desided that my massive testiqular power have defeeted yet a nother pair of facistical torture devise, namly my current pair of pants that is. There for I am yet again in need of a new pair of oppresion. I will be heding out tomorrow to by new pants. I rather I didn´t but it seems that the public athoretys have issues with public nudety. While out I just might by somethings else, what I do not no. Maybee a horse whip...

Horrid day/Badger no comprende...

What an utterly horribel day. i never should have woken up. You se it´s my birthday to day... I´m not a fan of my birthdays but this one is shaping up to be spectacularly disastores...

Let me take you back about a month. See, I met this girl, a friend of a friend, and we start talking. We carry on like that for a few weeks, and i start geting interested. She was beutyfull, intelligent and had a bit of an attitude. I graduated a few days ago and that night every one went to this club. There I met her and we dance, then we start making out. She gives me her phone number before I leave. But when I ask her out she says that sh likes me, but she wants to be friends...Oh the humiliation! I would have liked to know THAT a litle early. See, I don´t have the habit of slipping the tung to my friends.

Anyway, naturally I deal with these situations the same way, always.
1. Dealet Messege inbox
2. Dealet outbox

3. Dealet number (I regret that now)
4. Get drunk as shit, like really fucked up!
5. Urinating publicly

6. Doing something briliantly stupid

7. Next day, feeling like shit

Also my sexual abstinans is geting worse. I suffer from a serious case of blue balls... Oh and yesterday I thought that the Dark Lord was dead (for those who don´t know the Dark Lord is the name of my penis) (Yes I have named my penis, more about that in my next post, it´s compleatly uninteresting). See it was all gray! But than I realised it was the poor lighting in the restroom.

Sigh.......

Just whishing that this day will b over soon....

Stupid Promises

I made a promise to have no sexuall stimulanse for a month if i passed my fysiks exam. I did. Now I have one week to go and the cold showers aint working no more!

No sex and no fun makes Badger go crazy

No sex and no fun makes Badger go crazy

No sex and no fun makes Badger go crazy

No sex and no fun makes Badger go crazy

No sex and no fun makes Badger go crazy

No sex and no fun makes Badger go crazy.....