Badger in appathy

I feel so....distant?
Yes, distant. Everything is like in a haze. Feelings are disgusting, but I can only feel traces of them. My left testical hurts, but I can´t understand when the crotch of my pants shrunk. Been listening to "Dust in the wind". Am worried that everything is just going to fall into dust for no reason. I´m not hungry. What is this shit man? I aint bee smoking no weed. I´m not drunk. But i can´t think! Everything are just flying around, like third halfs of the left side of a doubbel helix, floatig on a cloud of colors, with bears in party hats trying to hit on goly locks but she´s already got it going on with little red ridding hood. And the wolf is an alcoholic cuz he got laide of from selling insurances. It´the damnd economy! Screwing the avacrege man like me, you and that dude outside Mcdonalds. God I hate Mcdonalds! Disgusting. litle violet doots are swiming before my eyes. They are strangly arousing. But again, what dose´nt give me a hard on these days? ah shit. I need to go to copenhagen now. Fucking danish. Not the pastry, the people. But in my state I wouldnt mind a danish woman. GOT TO FUCKING GO YOU MIDGITATING BASTERDAIZE SOONS OF FOUR TOOTHET MOTHER CHIMPS. FUCKING CHUMPS! ALL OF YOU. THIS CAPS SHIT IS MAKING ME NAOUSES!!!!!